Saturday, February 9, 2008

GO Magazine (20 Under 30 class of 2007) The one thats wrong!


















WHAT A BIG FAT STEAMING PILE OF GARBAGE WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS SERVE WHO TOLD THESE PEOPLE THE GO Awards WAS A GOOD IDEA? TAKE WHAT HIS NAME FOR INSTANCE UM LIKES NEVER IN STUFF.

Like for instance take this Looser they chose for one of the winners all of the others are ok but he's well a few fries short of a happy meal.

The Diversified Drummer THAT MEANS HE IS SPREAD OUT TO FAR
(NICE WAY OF SAYING HE CAN'T BE STILL IN ONE PLACE FOR TOO LONG)












SO HE'S A Drummer, FOR BAND THAT IS NOW NO LONGER AROUND THEY WERE SO BAD I HAVE HEARD CATS IN fighting for CHICKEN BONES SOUND BETTER. Tiffany Christopher Band BROKE UP A LONG TIME AGO GOODBYE DOESN’T COME BACK.... AT LEAST NOT WITH OUT A TALLENTED DRUMMER.

Personal Trainer: Or soon to be out of work back to school $10 an hr physical therapist.

This is GO, they don't know what is cool so they got at least one real-live out of work not talent musician (sorry he's nothing more than a drummer right? Most of Justin’s nominations mentioned his drumming abilities and his good looks.

He had no nominations he wrote bugged these sleepy people till they let him in like when your 18 and you want to get into a bar downtown.

Ernie Biggs is where this bar fly hangs out not to meet any new friends just to have drink and be drunk by 1:00am.

When he is not a little tipsy he is pushing this natural supplement website extolling the benefits of limu, a sea plant he says has enormous health-enhancing powers.
(Go to livehealthy.originallimu.com. and see its way too expensive to by and it's really not that different from you can buy in a store only the store is cheaper.)
If Go's notes read correctly, Mr. Gabossi fears nothing—except getting stuck in one job. So even if he works a lot he still makes time to be drunk with the guys.

When he's 40 he wants to have done something to raise awareness of people in regard to the environment or health. Both things he does from the inside of a Bar or the bottom of every bottle.

One night, no complications, whom do you seduce? Angelina Jolie.
She’d tear me limb from limb, but that’s fine.
(Does he even know the meaning of the word?? SEDUCE um Yuk in stuff.)

If he could eat one meal in Springfield, and budget isn’t an obstacle, where would he eat? Gilardi’s (um never heard of the place)

You have an iPod and can only download one album. What is it?
Dave Matthews Band.
(Yeppers I can agree anyone who likes Dave Mathews isn't all bad.)
In an honest moment, what would you tell someone about your job?
“People make a lot of assumptions. About touching someone and calling it training?

Who would play you in a movie of your life? Morgan Freeman
(Morgan Freeman) 1 June 1937 Memphis, Tennessee, USA (age 70)
Justin Gabossi, 29.

If you could be on a reality show, what would it be? “I don’t watch TV.”
(He can't afford cable is why. He is a trainer not a banker. He might as well be shoe salesman)

First website you hit every morning: weather.com
(He has no internet he hits nothing.)

Favorites: Movie Vanila Sky Tom Cruise film is his fav??
(Yep sure we all know what Great actor Tom Cruise is cruise is.)

Adult beverage: Jack on the rocks.
(Every morning it's coffee to him)

TV show: Don’t watch it.
(told you he has no TV no cable remember???)

Fast food indulgence: Steak ‘n’ shake double bacon steak burger.
(ok yum.)

Book: The Four Agreements: A Practical Guide to Personal Freedom (inside he his own prisoner.
(Note to all the ladies Run fast run far!)

Bar: Ernie Biggs.
(nice place to get Fit Shaced)

Pick: Time Machine or Omniscience.
(Don’t ask him that he thinks its booze.)

Black tie or comfy sweats? Comfy sweats
(He has no nice clothes in stuff.)

John or Paul? John
(someone to get drunk with.)

MySpace or Facebook? Neither
(he can't afford internet)

Deal or No Deal? No Deal
(same thing he says before Sex with the sad girl who swears he loves her.)

1 comment:

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Dear blogger. I apologize if I have wronged you in some way. Your information couldn't possibly be more inaccurate and misinformed. Hopefully you'll release the hate in your heart and find something more constructive to do with your time then slander people you know nothing about. I hope that you find happiness. Perhaps then you can share positive truthful information in your blog that will add to the quality of society and your fellow man instead of spreading this kind of negativity.
The world doesn't need your hate or misinformed message.
Only a coward offers up his/her opinion and hides behind anonymity. Next time you blog about something you know nothing about, why not claim your work and stand behind it. Or better yet don't share your uninvited opinion with the rest of us. Be the solution instead of the problem. However, If you do get an itch to spead your negative misinformed message about strangers again, I recommend you look up Luke 6:37 first.
I wish you all the best.
Justin Gabossi