Saturday, February 9, 2008

GO Magazine (20 Under 30 class of 2007) The one thats wrong!


















WHAT A BIG FAT STEAMING PILE OF GARBAGE WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS SERVE WHO TOLD THESE PEOPLE THE GO Awards WAS A GOOD IDEA? TAKE WHAT HIS NAME FOR INSTANCE UM LIKES NEVER IN STUFF.

Like for instance take this Looser they chose for one of the winners all of the others are ok but he's well a few fries short of a happy meal.

The Diversified Drummer THAT MEANS HE IS SPREAD OUT TO FAR
(NICE WAY OF SAYING HE CAN'T BE STILL IN ONE PLACE FOR TOO LONG)












SO HE'S A Drummer, FOR BAND THAT IS NOW NO LONGER AROUND THEY WERE SO BAD I HAVE HEARD CATS IN fighting for CHICKEN BONES SOUND BETTER. Tiffany Christopher Band BROKE UP A LONG TIME AGO GOODBYE DOESN’T COME BACK.... AT LEAST NOT WITH OUT A TALLENTED DRUMMER.

Personal Trainer: Or soon to be out of work back to school $10 an hr physical therapist.

This is GO, they don't know what is cool so they got at least one real-live out of work not talent musician (sorry he's nothing more than a drummer right? Most of Justin’s nominations mentioned his drumming abilities and his good looks.

He had no nominations he wrote bugged these sleepy people till they let him in like when your 18 and you want to get into a bar downtown.

Ernie Biggs is where this bar fly hangs out not to meet any new friends just to have drink and be drunk by 1:00am.

When he is not a little tipsy he is pushing this natural supplement website extolling the benefits of limu, a sea plant he says has enormous health-enhancing powers.
(Go to livehealthy.originallimu.com. and see its way too expensive to by and it's really not that different from you can buy in a store only the store is cheaper.)
If Go's notes read correctly, Mr. Gabossi fears nothing—except getting stuck in one job. So even if he works a lot he still makes time to be drunk with the guys.

When he's 40 he wants to have done something to raise awareness of people in regard to the environment or health. Both things he does from the inside of a Bar or the bottom of every bottle.

One night, no complications, whom do you seduce? Angelina Jolie.
She’d tear me limb from limb, but that’s fine.
(Does he even know the meaning of the word?? SEDUCE um Yuk in stuff.)

If he could eat one meal in Springfield, and budget isn’t an obstacle, where would he eat? Gilardi’s (um never heard of the place)

You have an iPod and can only download one album. What is it?
Dave Matthews Band.
(Yeppers I can agree anyone who likes Dave Mathews isn't all bad.)
In an honest moment, what would you tell someone about your job?
“People make a lot of assumptions. About touching someone and calling it training?

Who would play you in a movie of your life? Morgan Freeman
(Morgan Freeman) 1 June 1937 Memphis, Tennessee, USA (age 70)
Justin Gabossi, 29.

If you could be on a reality show, what would it be? “I don’t watch TV.”
(He can't afford cable is why. He is a trainer not a banker. He might as well be shoe salesman)

First website you hit every morning: weather.com
(He has no internet he hits nothing.)

Favorites: Movie Vanila Sky Tom Cruise film is his fav??
(Yep sure we all know what Great actor Tom Cruise is cruise is.)

Adult beverage: Jack on the rocks.
(Every morning it's coffee to him)

TV show: Don’t watch it.
(told you he has no TV no cable remember???)

Fast food indulgence: Steak ‘n’ shake double bacon steak burger.
(ok yum.)

Book: The Four Agreements: A Practical Guide to Personal Freedom (inside he his own prisoner.
(Note to all the ladies Run fast run far!)

Bar: Ernie Biggs.
(nice place to get Fit Shaced)

Pick: Time Machine or Omniscience.
(Don’t ask him that he thinks its booze.)

Black tie or comfy sweats? Comfy sweats
(He has no nice clothes in stuff.)

John or Paul? John
(someone to get drunk with.)

MySpace or Facebook? Neither
(he can't afford internet)

Deal or No Deal? No Deal
(same thing he says before Sex with the sad girl who swears he loves her.)

Monday, February 4, 2008

(NEWS HOTTIE OF THE MONTH)


Matt Petcoff is the Journalist to watch on KSPR33. he's so hot I could look at him all night.

I wonder if he will ever Report the News with his shirt off???

ti's an idea Mr Petcoff.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Aaron Buerge




Aaron Buerge best known for the role in
The Bachelor season 2.
President of First National Bank Springield,
(His DADDY owns the bank buy the Way)
Aaron owns and operates The Historic Vandivort Centre and Chestnut Corners, two office rental facilities in the downtown area of Springfield.

Aaron is also one of the partners in Trolley's Downtown Bar & Grille on the square. and Trolley's Bar & Grille in Overland Park, Kansas. is he the next John Q Hammons???????????
No not till he can pay his bills without his daddys help. So hang in there springfield some day your hero will come.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

NEWS (HOTTIE OF THE MONTH)


Rob Evans: sports anchor/reporter at KOLR10/KSFX. You’ll see HIM on KOLR10 anchoring weekend sports, and anchoring for KSFX weekends and three nights a week.


is his job so easy a monkey could do it yeppers but thats not why they kolr10/ksfx hired him. it's because he's a hottie. you can always see him gettign very drunk Downtown he's the red faced Drunk Guy who looks like the guy on the news. Can the world do without him yes. Can Springfield ???? yes

Doug Pitt (aka Brad Pitts little Brother)







Doug Pitt is the little baby brother of almost famous Brad Pitt. "What never heard of Brad Pitt?"

Not too shocking most of nobody has seen his movies or heard of him.

For those of you who have not he is the guy who is currently mooching of 250million dollar rich girl Angelina jolie and they have A kid together to secure Mr. pits fortune.
You see brad is not that success full and neither is his brother so if you want to get rich quick hook up with a rich lonely chick or at least have your brother do so you can reap the rewards.

Doug is the baby brother but recently Doug has gotten bored and wants make money so instead of getting divorce and telling his kids he doesn't want to be a dad anymore (you know the truth) and running to Hollywood to get an acting career Doug tries to be in local commercials and events so people will pay him money for His businesses called service world to offer business the following:

Business Applications
· Microsoft Solutions
· Data Storage Solutions
· Forensic Data Recovery
· Network Integration
· Security
· Managed Services
· On-Site Engineering Support
· Warranty and Repair Services

Please Give Mr. pitt money. His Big Brother Brad doesn’t’ have any. This way he will get off the television and go into hiding and live as a normal person of dysfunctional Celeb like the rest of the world.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Dickerson Park Zoo

Dickerson Park Zoo Elephant Calf DIED Elephant Herpesvirus a Viral infection. More than two dozen elephant deaths around the world have been attributed to EEHV; there is no vaccination available. Historically, this herpesvirus is fatal within five days and most frequently occurs in elephants younger than seven years old. The most susceptible age seems to be elephant calves younger than age 3.

This the 3rd elephant death from this. aviodable problem.


(Dickerson Park Zoo)"Elephants you bring them in they keep putting them down. "